CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

1/1

[plunderedbody]

I've grown bored.... [The room is going black again.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[How about releasing us then???]

[plunderedbody]

[No. She's lying on a fancy sofa while you're on a really plush rug in front of her.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[wat]

1/2

[plunderedbody]

[Heee heee. (Her outfit is ridiculous and her halo is confusing.) ] Hello~ Hello~, Gold!

[She is sitting up with her hands in her lap now.] And you too--

[inheritedsoul]

Don't.

1/2

[stalkerwithacap]

[... godamnit eyes why have you strayed]

[stalkerwithacap]

... how d'you know my name?

1/1

[plunderedbody]

Because I'm omnipotent, Gold~. [To Dark Pit.] Fine fine~ You sure are weird.

[Also let your eyes stray more. Its like her hair strategically curls in all the right places.]

Re: 1/1

[stalkerwithacap]

[Yes well--he's tearing his eyes away from ZR and boobs and hair and fixing them on--yeah your face is safer. Yeah]

1/1

[plunderedbody]

[She's lifting up her hair and she does a cute sway.] It's okay to look, y'know~

[stalkerwithacap]

I'll pass.

1/2

[plunderedbody]

[She has a really cute laugh too! And her voice has a sexyish whisper-like tone...]

[inheritedsoul]

You were looking around her body. Hiding it only makes it worse for yourself, Gold.

[Like someone you know.]

[stalkerwithacap]

I'm not hiding I'm stopping. Difference.

[inheritedsoul]

[He knows the ticket to getting out BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT.]

[plunderedbody]

Monogamy is for chumps.

[stalkerwithacap]

Yeah well I'm a chump then.

[plunderedbody]

Like most of the human race, yeah. [She's switching her crossed legs and leaning back on the shoulders of the couch.]

[stalkerwithacap]

So why are we here anyway?
[Aren't you getting tired of this???]

[plunderedbody]

I'm bored and I sucked in near by folks to keep me yappin'. Though, getting the grumpy boy here was always my intention. Of course he just keeps silent.

[stalkerwithacap]

So what, do you want a bedtime story?
Or to play card games?

[plunderedbody]

Don't know yet. [She's going to drop a hard apple on your head for that sass.]

Someone else is wandering around...~ Hope they make it here okay.

[stalkerwithacap]

[Ouch--
...
... is that edible?]
Uh, who?

[plunderedbody]

They'll get here. Or not.