CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

[stalkerwithacap]

[... he's noooot gonna get into this argument. Just gonna headpat Lani]

[inheritedsoul]

[HE KINDA WISH HE STILL DID.... ]

2/2

[plunderedbody]

[She'll flip upside down on the couch.] I'm sure we can all wait all day~

[stalkerwithacap]

... so why d'you want to hear it so much?
[HIS INSTINCTS SAY TROLLING]

[plunderedbody]

[MOSTLY.] It's too hard to explain.

2/2

[inheritedsoul]

Because she's a troll. [He bites his tongue on 'even if I call you mom, I don't fucking mean it if it comes down to it.']

[stalkerwithacap]

[Yes that would be a bad idea]

1/1

[plunderedbody]

Yeah, well, so are you, you jerk with a big fat golden heart.

[stalkerwithacap]

[He hides a smile]

[pittypat]

[He's phasing in--voice kinda distorted] Oh--alright you really are the reborn Pandora.

[Once he's solid he'll uh...wave sheepishly at you guys. HE HAS A GUNBLADE currently.]

[plunderedbody]

I already told you that. [Huff.]

3/4

[inheritedsoul]

Still holding us all hostage.

[plunderedbody]

You are. [...] Indirectly.

1/2

[relevantribbons]

Hi again, Pit! [She's glad to see you here]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Tired wave from this one]

[plunderedbody]

[bitchbitchbitch.]

[inheritedsoul]

[bitchbitchbitchbitch they are background noise. ]

[pittypat]

[This is normal you guys.]

[stalkerwithacap]

Had fun with those monsters out there?

[pittypat]

Yeah, been awhile since I fought bigger foes.

1/2

[relevantribbons]

How big?

[stalkerwithacap]

Dunno about him, but we had flying whales.

[pittypat]

The flying whales pop so easily, though. And uh--Hades is like.... indescribably tall.

[stalkerwithacap]

Well at least you wouldn't run into him here.
[... right?]

1/4

[pittypat]

....