CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

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[pittypat]

I dont think that's it. No underworld will break the order of souls, and no overworld means nothing to produce them so the two are needed for one another...

[stalkerwithacap]

[... so it'd have been a massive catastrophe. Great]

[plunderedbody]

That's why I prefer Zeus~

[inheritedsoul]

He's just as bad.

[pittypat]

It's hard to make a chart of all his children and his...uh...girl..friends?

[stalkerwithacap]

You're just counting the girls?

1/1

[pittypat]

There's more?? [I'M TRYING TO KEEP COUNT.]

[stalkerwithacap]

I've heard of at least one guy.
[Lol Pit]

[pittypat]

It's so hard--

[plunderedbody]

Well you're not mono either.

[pittypat]

I don't go the extent of Zeus!

done

[plunderedbody]

[Upside down again.] Let go and let live? It's fun~ even though right now I prefer him most, I understand how he works~ Too bad Hera doesn't.

[stalkerwithacap]

Someone should send them to a relationship advisor.
Poly doesn't work if it's just on one side.

[plunderedbody]

I think it's pretty obvious he's poly. They just think they can change his core nature, silly pitiful things.

2/2

[inheritedsoul]

Still not the extent of Zeus. He seduces too far and leave children behind.

[stalkerwithacap]

[... yeah that part sucks]

[plunderedbody]

They have divinity, siblings and moms.

2/2

[inheritedsoul]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... yeah he's with Dark Pit on this one]

1/1

[plunderedbody]

[She gon troll you, Gold.] I can get why humans would be most bitter. Life's so short, and you don't know what dangerous quirks and genes of the other parent you've picked up without ever knowing who they were.

[stalkerwithacap]

[snort] I know what I picked up just fine.
[Those eyes aren't exactly common]

[inheritedsoul]

Listen, ma, can you let us go.

[plunderedbody]

[HEEEEEEEEEEEE]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... you are a bro <3 ]

[plunderedbody]

Fine, fine. But do stop being a hobo in the future and stay somewhere relevant. [And poof, clothes in your hold, Dark Pit.] And don't show off the goods so brazenly either, dude. Titillate but don't broadcast it like that. [hehehe.]