CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

[stalkerwithacap]

Someone should send them to a relationship advisor.
Poly doesn't work if it's just on one side.

[plunderedbody]

I think it's pretty obvious he's poly. They just think they can change his core nature, silly pitiful things.

2/2

[inheritedsoul]

Still not the extent of Zeus. He seduces too far and leave children behind.

[stalkerwithacap]

[... yeah that part sucks]

[plunderedbody]

They have divinity, siblings and moms.

2/2

[inheritedsoul]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... yeah he's with Dark Pit on this one]

1/1

[plunderedbody]

[She gon troll you, Gold.] I can get why humans would be most bitter. Life's so short, and you don't know what dangerous quirks and genes of the other parent you've picked up without ever knowing who they were.

[stalkerwithacap]

[snort] I know what I picked up just fine.
[Those eyes aren't exactly common]

[inheritedsoul]

Listen, ma, can you let us go.

[plunderedbody]

[HEEEEEEEEEEEE]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... you are a bro <3 ]

[plunderedbody]

Fine, fine. But do stop being a hobo in the future and stay somewhere relevant. [And poof, clothes in your hold, Dark Pit.] And don't show off the goods so brazenly either, dude. Titillate but don't broadcast it like that. [hehehe.]

[pittypat]

Can I get a pair?

[plunderedbody]

[It's powder blue, Pit.] Try out a new color, please.

done

[pittypat]

Well, okay... thanks. [Haha...sob.]

1/2

[stalkerwithacap]

[Awwww yeah]

[relevantribbons]

Clothes? [curious]

[pittypat]

Oh the same ol...just colored differently.

[inheritedsoul]

[His has a lavender look he's not fond of.]

[plunderedbody]

[Hand wave and you're out!]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Fist pump into the air]

[plunderedbody]

[Her voice echos once last time.] Pitty, Tug his cheek more. He doesn't know how to behave or take care of himself!! You're good at taking care of others, y'know.

2/2

[inheritedsoul]

[MOTHER FUCKING WHY]

1/2

[stalkerwithacap]

[snrk] Now you have to deal with an overprotective mom too. I feel your pain.