CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

[plunderedbody]

Yes, because it's so fun~! [She's legit gleeful right now.] C'mon, get a move on!

[Suddenly being moved forward on a sudden floor belt is not an illusion. PANDORA DOES WHAT SHE WANTS.]

[stalkerwithacap]

Woah--
[... to dark pit] You know, from personalities I'd say it's the other way around.

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[inheritedsoul]

[Suddenly, there is a 'the more you know star over your head'.

It's his doing. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Snrk. Well let's see where this conveyor belt takes us]

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[plunderedbody]

[Well the dark tunnel is now blinking on old 'footage'. When really, they're memories. ]

[inheritedsoul]

[These will be his EMBARRASSING PHOTOS, Gold. You can hear Palutena's voice but not quite see her because these images are in his/pit's point of view.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Huh--he's watching]

[inheritedsoul]

[Pit walks past a reflection and you see Pit! He quickly turns around to handle monsters that were flickering into several forms before they take the form of long tongued monsters trying to lash him with their tongues. Of course he handles that and starts bouncing around on trampolines.]

Pandora is just up ahead, Pit! We'll get to the mirror of truth!

So what are you showing these for?

[plunderedbody]

Just to see some of my old designs~ Though I could go elsewhere~

[stalkerwithacap]

[Shooting you a "she's always like this?" look]

[plunderedbody]

[And she does. Up in the heavens, golden clouds and Pit seeing a massive three headed dragon. ]

I'm not a piece of meat you know!

Technically you are.

[He's running on top of the loooong back of the dragon very quickly, all while they're bickering at one another at a very fast pace...]

Oh, they'll never stop arguing, Pit. Just break the heads off.

Isn't that Palutena so violent~?

[inheritedsoul]

[...nod.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Oh! Oh he actually knows those!]

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[inheritedsoul]

[After Pit cuts off two of the heads, the main body loses form and he swoops down to a burning town. Blah blah the memory is flickerish--]

So uh, what's my surprise, Lady Palutena?

I planted monster pheromones [:')]

WHY [sjdjhbj]

So it'll stop hiding. You can handle it.

[flicker-- he's fighting a reborn serpent now. Batting energy balls where they need to go, and even directing one to slam into the lake to make the dragon fly out and flop like a fish before he slays it too.]

[stalkerwithacap]

... pheromones?

[inheritedsoul]

[Sigh yeah.] Planted pheromones temporarily to attract them over to him.

[plunderedbody]

She likes experiments.

[stalkerwithacap]

... that brings back memories.

[plunderedbody]

[Hmmm~ LOOK GOLD, IT'S MAGNUS! He's a big manly man with a big club!]

Oh yes~ The most attractive human ever!

[inheritedsoul]

Well at least she can't crank around yours.

[stalkerwithacap]

You like muscle then?
[She can't? Good]

[plunderedbody]

Not just muscle. His voice and hair and just everything~ Ah~ I should kidnap him someday.

[stalkerwithacap]

Hmm not bad. The belts are kind of overdoing it though.

[plunderedbody]

The belts are hot.

[inheritedsoul]

[Palming his face so much.]