CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

[stalkerwithacap]

[... he can't decide if he's amused or disgusted]

[inheritedsoul]

He's said worse things. He's a fan of innuendo too.

[plunderedbody]

[Memory lane is finally ending yaaaay~ The new room will have a giant flying whale in the air, though.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... not sure if scenery or foe]

[plunderedbody]

[MUSIC SHIFT. ]

[inheritedsoul]

[Cocking his staff gun and firing it out the sky. It's real, but tens of monsters are swarming out from the inside of it.]

Get ready.

[stalkerwithacap]

[... this is where he really wishes he had a ranged weapon.
He's angling himself away from you and stepping forward a little to have space to swing]

[inheritedsoul]

[Another pinata whale he explodes! Sorry, Gold, he's used to dealing with hundreds at a time. Either way SUDDENLY YOUR GAZE IS STUCK ON A MERENGUY'S HYPNOTIC HIPS.


YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY.

Fortunately for Dark Pit he's not near enough to be pulled into that bullshit. He's firing rapidly at everything else from flooding in.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[shffudqhfsiu--well he's going to attack straight at that swirling zone with a stab--something rare for him, he's more of a cut guy]

[inheritedsoul]

[STILL DANCING. YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY DID I MENTION THIS? SWAYING HIPS AND ERRYTHING.

Dw, Dark Pit got you. He's blasting things from your back.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF DISTRESSING, as in for once he's feeling fear. He's not dropping his stance, though, and decides to circle it rather than being a big fat unmoving target]

[inheritedsoul]

[Unfortunately you noticed you're still focused on it. He can't hit for you--now he's stuck looking. ffff he can't accidentally hurt you. KILL IT.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Slashing at the joints of the arms]

[inheritedsoul]

[Okay good.] Take it out before it respawn its arms! I can't risk stray shots!

[stalkerwithacap]

[He'll silently do so--slash at the waist, and he'll hack at anything still standing, diagonal cuts like it's a kebab]

[inheritedsoul]

[Okay good, he can resume his business. A burst shot, arrows bullets flying about. Like wild geese.]

[stalkerwithacap]

Thanks.
[He's going to cover your back since you did it for him, take down anything that could get through your shots]

[inheritedsoul]

[This staff, it does everything. He aims a fat purple laser to burn up everything else in the air.]

[stalkerwithacap]

... nice shot.

[inheritedsoul]

[Click-click noise before he places it down by his waist again. ... :I]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... it'd be nice if he had a sheath. But he'll keep his sword in his hand]

1/1

[plunderedbody]

I've grown bored.... [The room is going black again.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[How about releasing us then???]

[plunderedbody]

[No. She's lying on a fancy sofa while you're on a really plush rug in front of her.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[wat]