BAD IDEAS

[onevariety]

Picnic, Gold? Eh?

[Sounds harmless. NOT WHEN TOUYA IS ABOUT TO BE INVOLVED.]

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[stalkerwithacap]

That's right.

[onevariety]

[...He's skeptic and thinking about it. Maybe...maybe he has to trick PAST!dad to go with this...]

[stalkerwithacap]

Come on, it's summer, it's the best time for it.
Besides, if he goes on like this he's gonna forget what it's like to be outside. [TOUYA YOU USED TO BE ADVENTUROUS]

[onevariety]

[... SO SKEPTIC.] Whatever it is that happened with my young oldman and you, he will be all crabby to have you at his door so... [He fixes his visor.] I can go get 'im.

[stalkerwithacap]

You're the best. [DRAMATIC MOCK BLOWN KISS see this is why your father tsuns]

[onevariety]

[Yeah he...He can see why now. But he has a better tolerance than he does. He'll be wandering off now.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[YOU GUYS NEED TO LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE]

[onevariety]

[OR MAYBE FIND PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE THEM MORE, MAYBE?]

[stalkerwithacap]

[>Implying Gold takes the easy way outs]

[templarparent]

[LOOK, GOLD. There is a cute little ice cream pokemon looking up at you. It has a fatigued smile, though. WHAT DO?]

Aaaa

[stalkerwithacap]

[Huh--a vanillite? He's crouching closer to its level] You lost?

[templarparent]

[It'd want to blow cold air at you...but that'd blow its cover. He shakes his body to say no. THE ICE CREAM IS MELTING OFF ITS HEAD.]

[stalkerwithacap]

--I didn't know that could happen.
[Is it the sun?]
Look, if we go around the house there's shade on the other side.

[templarparent]

[Little cries! It's so shiny and bald. All the snow is just about gone...!]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Sigh he's gone soft and he knows it]
Hold on.
[Let's get something to hold you so he doesn't freeze his fingers and take some ice cubes out of the freezer]

[templarparent]

[Crrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Back with some icecubes]
Don't overdo it with the crying.
[Sigh he got gloves, trying to pick you up]

[templarparent]

[You now realize how heavy this ice cream is!]

1/3

[stalkerwithacap]

[Huh what--]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... wait]

[stalkerwithacap]

All right, game's up, show yourself.

[templarparent]

[Kyehehehehehe. Alright here he is~ Snout in your hair after he shows his glowing eyes and amused grin.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[--he is genuinely happy to see you. Slight laugh]
Long time no see. Why an ice type?

[templarparent]

Because you're a softy. They really do go bald like that, though.

[stalkerwithacap]

[light snort] This place is too nice, I've gone soft.
Also that sounds like massive design failure.