CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

[plunderedbody]

She likes experiments.

[stalkerwithacap]

... that brings back memories.

[plunderedbody]

[Hmmm~ LOOK GOLD, IT'S MAGNUS! He's a big manly man with a big club!]

Oh yes~ The most attractive human ever!

[inheritedsoul]

Well at least she can't crank around yours.

[stalkerwithacap]

You like muscle then?
[She can't? Good]

[plunderedbody]

Not just muscle. His voice and hair and just everything~ Ah~ I should kidnap him someday.

[stalkerwithacap]

Hmm not bad. The belts are kind of overdoing it though.

[plunderedbody]

The belts are hot.

[inheritedsoul]

[Palming his face so much.]

[stalkerwithacap]

I agree about the nice hair though.

[inheritedsoul]

[SUDDENLY PALUTENA IS SHANKED BY A HOOK LIKE SHE'S AERIES FROM FINAL FANTASY VII.]

[plunderedbody]

That needs to happen to her again.

[stalkerwithacap]

[--wince]

[plunderedbody]

[HADES SHENENIGANS look at his body ain't he creepy? But he is so fabulous~]

[inheritedsoul]

Ugh, Hades. Can we just find something else to do?

[stalkerwithacap]

[... how's HADES fab? Also he kind of agrees with you Darth... but he's not sure he'll like whatever "something else" is]

1/1

[inheritedsoul]

[Hades is very fab. Listen to how he talks about his soul.]

Oh how I would love to get my hand on Pittooey's soul. So dark, so chewy, so malliable!

[Amongst many other wonderful lines.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... he can't decide if he's amused or disgusted]

[inheritedsoul]

He's said worse things. He's a fan of innuendo too.

[plunderedbody]

[Memory lane is finally ending yaaaay~ The new room will have a giant flying whale in the air, though.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... not sure if scenery or foe]

[plunderedbody]

[MUSIC SHIFT. ]

[inheritedsoul]

[Cocking his staff gun and firing it out the sky. It's real, but tens of monsters are swarming out from the inside of it.]

Get ready.

[stalkerwithacap]

[... this is where he really wishes he had a ranged weapon.
He's angling himself away from you and stepping forward a little to have space to swing]

[inheritedsoul]

[Another pinata whale he explodes! Sorry, Gold, he's used to dealing with hundreds at a time. Either way SUDDENLY YOUR GAZE IS STUCK ON A MERENGUY'S HYPNOTIC HIPS.


YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY.

Fortunately for Dark Pit he's not near enough to be pulled into that bullshit. He's firing rapidly at everything else from flooding in.]