CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

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[plunderedbody]

[The next room is opened and wide and look! AN EXO TANK. It's a beetle battle van thing. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... okay his OOH SHINY is showing. That looks like a sweet ride]

[plunderedbody]

[THERE IS A MOTORBIKE LION DRIVING BY. It doesn't try to intimidate you it just goes by, but it'll lap, and it may ram you in the future. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[What the fuck--okay he's climbing in that thing. Warily looking at the controls]

[plunderedbody]

[Look for the blue light in front of you, it not only tells you where you're going to go, but where the lasers travel, it kinda splits if you're not careful, though. MORE LIONS on the road]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... let's do this shit.
He takes a bit of time to bring his goggles down and check the road to see where the next door is, and then start the engine]

[plunderedbody]

[There is no door, its just a giant race track. In video game terms this means SOME SORTA PUZZLE/REQUIREMENT.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... groan]
You ever considered a career in game design?

[plunderedbody]

Why, I design a lot of things~ I have thought about games, yes~ But entire pocket dimensions are more fun~

[stalkerwithacap]

You could make a theme park out of it.
[Auuugh let's just try to figure this out. He's launching on the track]

[plunderedbody]

No, those are for tacky humans.

[There's the really high route, but it will abruptly end, the middle route with a tiiiight path to drive in, it may scrape up the ride, the low route is very opened, but very, very bumpy with hills that make it go up and down and vibrate almost brutally. CHOOSE YOUR POISON.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... middle]
And the BGM isn't?

[plunderedbody]

No, the bgm is your own fault. [She lies, but hey.]

[The screech of the godly metal is rather unholy, its protesting to the damage of these thin walls.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Hold on, he's concentrating on not scraping this more than necessary]

[plunderedbody]

[OH BUT THERE'S AN IMPATIENT MOTORLION RAMMING YOU. LASERS ARE IN THE FRONT, BEAR WITH IT.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Oh for fucks sake] Hold your horses.
[Going through this sigh]

[plunderedbody]

I would've thought you were a lower road kinda guy.

[You may be out, but the lion is twirling around you, before zipping off with dust in your path.

P.S you need to blow them up. Dw, no blood n guts, just disappearing.]

[stalkerwithacap]

Oh really? Why?
[Well yes he would be, but he doesn't always follow his rash first instincts]

[plunderedbody]

Oh I dunno, your hair, clothes, posture and previous room behavior. Not to mention your eyes~ Eyes are always the door to the soul. In fact, I can see them in such detail~

[stalkerwithacap]

What, you gonna give me the "heart of gold" line?
[Chasing after one of those lions]

[plunderedbody]

Hell no [Laugh.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Snort. He's speeding behind it and shooting]

[plunderedbody]

[It just disappears. Like a high-tech laser tag game of sort. Keep doing iiiiittt. Loud track-switch noises like a bridge shifting and turning. It's the higher road leading you where you need to go on the next lap. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... oh. ALL RIGHT. That's when the fighter bad boy comes out a bit more--he's chasing the next one, faster]

[plunderedbody]

[Clapclapclapclap. She is entertained! A zelda-like chime when you finally get it--]

Just for you, dear. I do love me some Zelda~