CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

Comments

[stalkerwithacap]

[... middle]
And the BGM isn't?

[plunderedbody]

No, the bgm is your own fault. [She lies, but hey.]

[The screech of the godly metal is rather unholy, its protesting to the damage of these thin walls.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Hold on, he's concentrating on not scraping this more than necessary]

[plunderedbody]

[OH BUT THERE'S AN IMPATIENT MOTORLION RAMMING YOU. LASERS ARE IN THE FRONT, BEAR WITH IT.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Oh for fucks sake] Hold your horses.
[Going through this sigh]

[plunderedbody]

I would've thought you were a lower road kinda guy.

[You may be out, but the lion is twirling around you, before zipping off with dust in your path.

P.S you need to blow them up. Dw, no blood n guts, just disappearing.]

[stalkerwithacap]

Oh really? Why?
[Well yes he would be, but he doesn't always follow his rash first instincts]

[plunderedbody]

Oh I dunno, your hair, clothes, posture and previous room behavior. Not to mention your eyes~ Eyes are always the door to the soul. In fact, I can see them in such detail~

[stalkerwithacap]

What, you gonna give me the "heart of gold" line?
[Chasing after one of those lions]

[plunderedbody]

Hell no [Laugh.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Snort. He's speeding behind it and shooting]

[plunderedbody]

[It just disappears. Like a high-tech laser tag game of sort. Keep doing iiiiittt. Loud track-switch noises like a bridge shifting and turning. It's the higher road leading you where you need to go on the next lap. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... oh. ALL RIGHT. That's when the fighter bad boy comes out a bit more--he's chasing the next one, faster]

[plunderedbody]

[Clapclapclapclap. She is entertained! A zelda-like chime when you finally get it--]

Just for you, dear. I do love me some Zelda~

[stalkerwithacap]

[--snerk] You've got references at least.
[SHOOT]

[plunderedbody]

[Yes, DO YOU KNOW STARFOX. BECAUSE AFTER THAT, THE NEXT TUNNEL SPINS AND TURNS with illusions of spining x shaped space objects. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[sfhdsuqsfhdsi--he concentrates on staying on the road]

[plunderedbody]

[YES THAT IS THE CORRECT THING~ It's short but kind of dizzying with the way everything spins and spins as you drive through it. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Good thing he doesn't get nauseous easily... he's gritting his teeth and plans to slow down as soon as he's out of that segment]

[plunderedbody]

[When you are out of the segment:]

BAMF human, you should get out of the Exo-tank now~ I don't want you to explode with it.

[stalkerwithacap]

Explode?
[Oh fuck--slowing down]

[plunderedbody]

It's red and blinking and blinking~ They tend to expire and explode to respawn elsewhere.

[stalkerwithacap]

[Oh godamnit--He'll push himself out of it and jump before it's done stopping.
Roll out of the way]

[plunderedbody]

[EXPLODE and a ton of black smoke follows after. White and purple colors everywhere--it appears to be her favorite. Some pink too. You are now in a platforming genre. Platforms that move but you have to jump across, things to climb, etc etc.]

[stalkerwithacap]

You could make them more lasting.
[VIDEO GAMES ARE MORE FUN WHEN THEY'RE VIDEO. Or when you know who and what you're facing against, at least. The hilarious part is that in other circumstances, he might have enjoyed this.
... well a small part of him still is]