CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

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[stalkerwithacap]

[Snort. He's speeding behind it and shooting]

[plunderedbody]

[It just disappears. Like a high-tech laser tag game of sort. Keep doing iiiiittt. Loud track-switch noises like a bridge shifting and turning. It's the higher road leading you where you need to go on the next lap. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... oh. ALL RIGHT. That's when the fighter bad boy comes out a bit more--he's chasing the next one, faster]

[plunderedbody]

[Clapclapclapclap. She is entertained! A zelda-like chime when you finally get it--]

Just for you, dear. I do love me some Zelda~

[stalkerwithacap]

[--snerk] You've got references at least.
[SHOOT]

[plunderedbody]

[Yes, DO YOU KNOW STARFOX. BECAUSE AFTER THAT, THE NEXT TUNNEL SPINS AND TURNS with illusions of spining x shaped space objects. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[sfhdsuqsfhdsi--he concentrates on staying on the road]

[plunderedbody]

[YES THAT IS THE CORRECT THING~ It's short but kind of dizzying with the way everything spins and spins as you drive through it. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Good thing he doesn't get nauseous easily... he's gritting his teeth and plans to slow down as soon as he's out of that segment]

[plunderedbody]

[When you are out of the segment:]

BAMF human, you should get out of the Exo-tank now~ I don't want you to explode with it.

[stalkerwithacap]

Explode?
[Oh fuck--slowing down]

[plunderedbody]

It's red and blinking and blinking~ They tend to expire and explode to respawn elsewhere.

[stalkerwithacap]

[Oh godamnit--He'll push himself out of it and jump before it's done stopping.
Roll out of the way]

[plunderedbody]

[EXPLODE and a ton of black smoke follows after. White and purple colors everywhere--it appears to be her favorite. Some pink too. You are now in a platforming genre. Platforms that move but you have to jump across, things to climb, etc etc.]

[stalkerwithacap]

You could make them more lasting.
[VIDEO GAMES ARE MORE FUN WHEN THEY'RE VIDEO. Or when you know who and what you're facing against, at least. The hilarious part is that in other circumstances, he might have enjoyed this.
... well a small part of him still is]

[plunderedbody]

I am not the creator of exotanks, that's out of my purview. Mhm hm~ Anyway, do you have good legs? Probably not as good as mine or his but~

[stalkerwithacap]

What, I thought you'd been checking me out earlier.
[Sprinting to jump to the first platform]

[plunderedbody]

You little things are always so arrogant.

[stalkerwithacap]

[Jump, and he crouches when he lands]

[plunderedbody]

[That's....a really long path. You appear stuck or have to make a very gutsy and life-risk jump.]

What do. [Fuhuhuhu. (DON'T JUMP GOLD.) Look around! You'll see a a tiny hole in a block but too bad you don't have anything to shoot into it.... She's luring him out by using you as a token.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... yeah no he's not doing that jump. He's going to walk around the platform he's on and look around]

[inheritedsoul]

[He is very very very very far away from you, but his staff, his wonderful staff will make a path for you. You haven't seen his weapons or what he could do with range yet, but now you kinda will. While you're walking and looking around he'll shoot one block down, it's a whistling gold arrow. Then he'll shoot a block away even further.

Thank you magic ball scope.]

2/3

[plunderedbody]

You know you can't reach the last one. Come out already!

[inheritedsoul]

[tsuntsuntsuntsun.... ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... Dark Pit?
Well he's going to carefully try and walk to that first block]