CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

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[plunderedbody]

[Nope nope, just closing back up, but the hallway stretches with a silly scrolling sound. Above it is a blinking green light, keep going!]

[stalkerwithacap]

... the fuck...
[He's walking ahead, but more carefully now.
Damnit, if only he had a pole weapon like some other Golds he met]

[plunderedbody]

[Yellow! Slow down its turning orange to red...]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... he does slow down, out of instinct]

[plunderedbody]

[Good good. Tick tock tick, the hall scrunches to make the distance shorter and it blinks green and permanently. Had you keep going there's be a wall punch at your left but it's safe now!]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... so it got longer. And now shorter again.
What the fuck.
He's walking ahead cautiously again... checking the floor, and his step is a bit different to his usual, like he's not putting his entire weight on his front leg at first]

[plunderedbody]

[She can feel that and it's really amusing, she does well not to giggle but--] Go to the door~!

[stalkerwithacap]

So you talk.

[plunderedbody]

Duh, why wouldn't I?

[stalkerwithacap]

Would you mind telling me where I am?
Or 's that not fun enough?

1/2

[plunderedbody]

I imported my domain here. I need a humble abode while I stay here with my baby~ But he's wandering about.

[plunderedbody]

I CAN SEE YOU, BY THE WAY.

[stalkerwithacap]

... me or him?
[Who was that last part directed at?
Also he's extremely tense despite the cool facade]

[plunderedbody]

Not you. [Hmph.]

[GO THROUGH THE DOOR. ITS OPENING AND SLAMMING.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... he's kind of pissed, but he'll go forward]

[plunderedbody]

[The next room is opened and wide and look! AN EXO TANK. It's a beetle battle van thing. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... okay his OOH SHINY is showing. That looks like a sweet ride]

[plunderedbody]

[THERE IS A MOTORBIKE LION DRIVING BY. It doesn't try to intimidate you it just goes by, but it'll lap, and it may ram you in the future. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[What the fuck--okay he's climbing in that thing. Warily looking at the controls]

[plunderedbody]

[Look for the blue light in front of you, it not only tells you where you're going to go, but where the lasers travel, it kinda splits if you're not careful, though. MORE LIONS on the road]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... let's do this shit.
He takes a bit of time to bring his goggles down and check the road to see where the next door is, and then start the engine]

[plunderedbody]

[There is no door, its just a giant race track. In video game terms this means SOME SORTA PUZZLE/REQUIREMENT.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... groan]
You ever considered a career in game design?

[plunderedbody]

Why, I design a lot of things~ I have thought about games, yes~ But entire pocket dimensions are more fun~

[stalkerwithacap]

You could make a theme park out of it.
[Auuugh let's just try to figure this out. He's launching on the track]