CLICK THE MAGIC PLAY BUTTON

[plunderedbody]

[Wherever you were walking (Someplace new) everything blips out like a television monitor and you're standing in cartoonish and literal darkness. When the sounds of a piano leaves in 7 seconds, everything around you changes and a bgm begins. SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT IN NATURE. You are in a weird looking place. Beware of sudden trap doors under your feet (It'll hurt but you'll be beamed to where you belong) sudden trampolines, trick doors that slap you, and long, seemingly never ending hallways. Not to mention walls that move very slowly, but they can crush you! It's the palace of mindfuck~ Hey, the music is soothing. But right now on the screen you just see a sexy pair of lips and cyan hair cascading down her perfectly round face. Or in short, whats on the icon.]

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[plunderedbody]

Well you do have my eyes you know~

[stalkerwithacap]

... sword. Or something for my fists. But sword first.

[inheritedsoul]

[Well here. He's going to punch to his right side and a magic chest appears! Here you go, your very own samurai sword, Gold.

He'll just stick to his staff colored like himself. ]

[plunderedbody]

[Heeheee] Is it fun to see my invisible things? To see the inner working of my dimensions? It kind of makes me happy ~

[inheritedsoul]

No.

[plunderedbody]

I wonder when you'd grow out of that rebelling teenager thing of yours. If only I could make a little fuzzy winged angel to raise... [Siiiigh]

[stalkerwithacap]

[... sweeeet. SWORD GET]
Awww but we're at our sexiest when we're rebellious teenagers.

[plunderedbody]

No. You're all entitled little jerks who sass and be inconsiderate and just--just terrible.

[inheritedsoul]

I didn't ask to get my already impossible genetic code altered by your love affair, you know. I wasn't related to you originally. I wasn't related to anyone.

[stalkerwithacap]

... you're actually related to her?

[plunderedbody]

Oh hush, the more of a mindfuck to the universe you are the better. You're the most nonsensical thing in existance and it's quite the feet for the both of us. [hmmm hmmm~ Well that cheered her up.] It's so marvelous~ [She sincerely feels that way. And so, Gold, this is the goddess of mindfuck right here.]

[inheritedsoul]

Because of Zeus I am.

[stalkerwithacap]

... "feet". [Are you trying to be pun-y?]

[plunderedbody]

Yes, because it's so fun~! [She's legit gleeful right now.] C'mon, get a move on!

[Suddenly being moved forward on a sudden floor belt is not an illusion. PANDORA DOES WHAT SHE WANTS.]

[stalkerwithacap]

Woah--
[... to dark pit] You know, from personalities I'd say it's the other way around.

1/1

[inheritedsoul]

[Suddenly, there is a 'the more you know star over your head'.

It's his doing. ]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Snrk. Well let's see where this conveyor belt takes us]

1/2

[plunderedbody]

[Well the dark tunnel is now blinking on old 'footage'. When really, they're memories. ]

[inheritedsoul]

[These will be his EMBARRASSING PHOTOS, Gold. You can hear Palutena's voice but not quite see her because these images are in his/pit's point of view.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Huh--he's watching]

[inheritedsoul]

[Pit walks past a reflection and you see Pit! He quickly turns around to handle monsters that were flickering into several forms before they take the form of long tongued monsters trying to lash him with their tongues. Of course he handles that and starts bouncing around on trampolines.]

Pandora is just up ahead, Pit! We'll get to the mirror of truth!

So what are you showing these for?

[plunderedbody]

Just to see some of my old designs~ Though I could go elsewhere~

[stalkerwithacap]

[Shooting you a "she's always like this?" look]

[plunderedbody]

[And she does. Up in the heavens, golden clouds and Pit seeing a massive three headed dragon. ]

I'm not a piece of meat you know!

Technically you are.

[He's running on top of the loooong back of the dragon very quickly, all while they're bickering at one another at a very fast pace...]

Oh, they'll never stop arguing, Pit. Just break the heads off.

Isn't that Palutena so violent~?

[inheritedsoul]

[...nod.]